Okay Italy, it's your turn to be the lookout.
But we're sleepy...
You guys just woke up! Snap out of it!
The Germans have gone to sleep!
All right, let's go on with the plan!
...All of them escaped in such a short amount of time?
Those guys are professionals all right.
HETALIA
Oh, so you ran away, huh?
Must have been tough.
Yeah, sure was!
But the fact that I was able to meet you is an even bigger deal!
Seriously, what a miracle!
I was with macho Germany until a little while ago!
Pat... pat... pat...
I just felt something soft!
Oh... it's just your ass.
That's too bad...
HETALIA
A German simulator.
You're a German.
Out shopping.
Luckily, you were able to obtain a bunch of sausages,
but the check-out area is really crowded.
This is because the cashier is Spanish, and they're known for their carefree and easy lifestyle.
That's why a crowded check-out area is a daily thing to them.
To make matters worse,
the easygoing Greek is putting his groceries up very slooowly.
This scene is natural in Greece.
Then an Italian cuts in line.
In Italy, cutting in line is a normal thing to do.
Did that irritate you?
The Austrian in front of you is even angrier.
Oh, really?
Yup.
Oh, really?
Yup.
Oh, really?
Oh no! Now the Spanish and the Greek have started to chat!
Yup.
Oh, really?
Yup.
Oh, really?
Another Italian. He didn't cut in line, but he's really loud.
The Japanese man wants to say something, but he doesn't.
Hey, you! Take your job seriously!
Look how long the line is!
Are you listening, you moron?!
Dunno, the line looks normal to me.
Oh, really?
For Christ's sake...!
Oh, really?
Another peaceful day...
Oh, really?
Well then, I'll tell you a funny joke while we're waiting in line!
Oh, really?
You're always like this! You need to keep in mind that you're at work!
Oh, really?
Calm down! Quiet, now!
So basically, there are 3 Russians, and they...
Hostel 4.
A simulation that let's you experience a German's daily life.
Hostel 4, on sale with love, from Germany.
If you buy it now,
it comes with special, shocking images... for free!
We're waiting for your cal--
HETALIA
I got my job done sooner than I expected,
so I decided to treat myself to some French cuisine over in the enemy's territory, France.
I remembered to disguise myself, of course.
Hey, you. Just make me whatever, I guess.
Sure thing.
F-France?!
Sir, is that salty enough for you? Would you like some ketchup on that?
No no, it's fine.
Good... It looks like he didn't notice me.
This disguise might actually be pretty good.
You're... Germany, aren't you?
H-How did he know?!
People generally mash their potatoes to bits in Germany, but in France, it's common etiquette to chop them into little pieces and eat them.
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nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia